TheSpoof.com : NASA on Roswell incident: Conclusion - Alien space turds are edible! funny satire story
- Alien space turds are edible! funny satire story:
"'We have recovered what appears to be Alien Poo. We theorize that once the doomed craft were heading in at high crash speeds, the aliens pooped their spacesuits. We have recovered the turds from the wreckage in the immediate days after the crash. It was fresh, firm, and surprisingly fragrant!'"