TheSpoof.com : NASA on Roswell incident: Conclusion - Alien space turds are edible! funny satire story

TheSpoof.com : NASA on Roswell incident: Conclusion
- Alien space turds are edible! funny satire story:

"'We have recovered what appears to be Alien Poo. We theorize that once the doomed craft were heading in at high crash speeds, the aliens pooped their spacesuits. We have recovered the turds from the wreckage in the immediate days after the crash. It was fresh, firm, and surprisingly fragrant!'"

Strange lights spotted in Lincolnshire's skies may have been a warning of the earthquake

DID 'UFO LIGHTS' HERALD LINCOLNSHIRE EARTHQUAKE?

: "Several sightings of lights appearing in the sky were reported in the days leading up to the quake, which had its epicentre near Market Rasen when it struck early on February 27.

And some believe that these could be 'earthquake lights' - caused by changes in the electrical properties of the ground before a quake occurs.

There have been many similar reports of 'earthquake lights' throughout history.

The most well known case was in Lincoln's twin town, Tangshan, in China in 1976, before a massive quake that killed 240,000 people across the country."